Futility Now

I Dare Not Meet in Dreams

I wore my hat to the Albino Press, and this happened when I took it off.

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Also, I love the guy in the background who has basically the same expression as me.

This is Yoshi, watching me hold a bottle cap over his head. It’s like something out of Wegman. Only with a cat. And the cat is a total lunatic.

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Life is hard, but I bought myself Jaffa Cakes to make up for it.


What My Refrigerator Says About Me


I eat way too much dairy.


Things I Have Seen

This appears to be graffiti of a yakking bird, over stencil of a raccoon head.

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I’m not sure what exactly this sculpture that someone near Alberta had in their yard says about man’s inhumanity to man, but it’s certainly something.

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I got a rather severe spider bite on my ass last week. Attributing the incident to pants that had been sitting in the back of the closet for some time, I took everything out and washed it. Unfortunately, there isn’t a conveniently-located dry cleaners, so my 1960s Brook’s Brothers suit is still sitting around for Yoshi to use to demonstrate his habit of sitting in the worst possible places.

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Halloweekend

When Hazel came up on Friday we went to some early thing at Holocene and were the only people who danced. I took a terrible picture of the pictures we got from the photo booth there (meta!) I like the third one, because I think I look like Bertie Wooster in it.

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On Saturday we went to a Halloween party. Hazel dressed as Rosemary form Rosemary’s Baby. It was widely conceded that her costume was the most frightening.

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I went as Frank Bullit, but there were no good pictures.


Misery

The house has gotten really cold, and the furnace died again.

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I’m pretty sure I’m going to have done with it and get some more powerful electric space heaters.