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		<title>Suffering for Fashion</title>
		<link>http://futilitynow.com/2011/08/14/suffering-for-fashion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 21:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jmags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were at Hollywood Vintage and we saw these sweet Jantzen&#8217;s trunks: They were unlined, made out of wool, and were intended to be worn into the water. It boggles my mind that this was a thing that people were willing to do at one time.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We were at <a href="http://www.hollywoodvintage.com/">Hollywood Vintage</a> and we saw these sweet <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jantzen">Jantzen&#8217;s</a> trunks:</p>
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<p>They were unlined, made out of wool, and were intended to be worn into the water. It boggles my mind that this was a thing that people were willing to do at one time.</p>
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		<title>Station to Station</title>
		<link>http://futilitynow.com/2011/07/03/station-to-station/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 11:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jmags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More pictures from our innumerable trips to Gare de Lyon to figure out how to get around France. Ads in the Paris metro sit in metal frames. Sometimes this is obvious, sometimes it&#8217;s obfuscated. Assorted metro scenes.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More pictures from our innumerable trips to Gare de Lyon to figure out how to get around France.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmags/5892945503/" title="information by jmags, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5308/5892945503_a36328e791_z.jpg" width="480" height="640" alt="information" border="0"></a>
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<p>Ads in the Paris metro sit in metal frames. Sometimes this is obvious, sometimes it&#8217;s obfuscated.</p>
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<p>Assorted metro scenes.</p>
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmags/5893514146/" title="numeric by jmags, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6045/5893514146_0ce444649b_z.jpg" width="640" height="480" alt="numeric" border="0"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmags/5893514014/" title="punctum by jmags, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6060/5893514014_d28317f4df_z.jpg" width="480" height="640" alt="punctum" border="0"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmags/5893513616/" title="alpha by jmags, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5317/5893513616_86d6d2166b_z.jpg" width="640" height="480" alt="alpha" border="0"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmags/5892945397/" title="aperture by jmags, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5238/5892945397_f7bd6afeaf_z.jpg" width="640" height="480" alt="aperture" border="0"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmags/5893513486/" title="cbr by jmags, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6037/5893513486_c45173d3fb_z.jpg" width="480" height="640" alt="cbr" border="0"></a>
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		<title>A Strange New Fetish</title>
		<link>http://futilitynow.com/2011/06/14/a-strange-new-fetish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 04:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jmags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Should I be worried?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Should I be worried?</p>
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		<title>The Holidays Begin</title>
		<link>http://futilitynow.com/2010/12/04/the-holidays-begin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 01:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jmags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So after waiting like all of a week after Thanksgiving (a record since I moved here) we got a Christmas tree. We decided to get a little living tree that we would be able to enjoy monitoring through the years. We were surprised to also have the opportunity to enjoy his keen fashion sense. Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So after waiting like all of a week after Thanksgiving (a record since I moved here) we got a Christmas tree. We decided to get a little living tree that we would be able to enjoy monitoring through the years. We were surprised to also have the opportunity to enjoy his keen fashion sense.</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a picture I took a while ago of Hazel and the cat. If you can&#8217;t tell, the book Hazel is reading is &#8220;The Fact of a Doorframe&#8221; by Adrienne Rich.</p>
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		<title>Punch the Clock</title>
		<link>http://futilitynow.com/2010/02/07/punch-the-clock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jmags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the Sunday before this one that I&#8217;m writing on, the super-cool Portland Garment Factory held a flea market at their store around the corner. Whilst we were wandering around we noticed a massive old factory punch clock, and Hazel decided that we needed to have it. The proprietress said that she&#8217;d bought it for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So the Sunday before this one that I&#8217;m writing on, the super-cool <a href="http://www.portlandgarmentfactory.com/">Portland Garment Factory</a> held a flea market at their store around the corner. Whilst we were wandering around we noticed a massive old factory punch clock, and Hazel decided that we needed to have it.</p>
<p>The proprietress said that she&#8217;d bought it for the store in order to create an industrial feel, but nobody had ever managed to figure out how to make the damn thing work. We took it home and Hazel found a manual for it on the <a href="http://www.lathem.com/">manufacturer&#8217;s web site</a>. As she read out loud I flipped the clock face up to expose its works and set the time.</p>
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<p>I managed to get it working at some expense to my thumbs (if you look, you can see that the bottom stamps are from before I set the clock, whereas the top stamp shows the proper date.)</p>
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<p>And here it is as part of a charming domestic tableau.</p>
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		<title>Presents</title>
		<link>http://futilitynow.com/2009/09/24/398/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jmags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last weekend we went early-birthday shopping, and Hazel bought me a record player from the nice if poorly-named Fred&#8217;s Sound of Music. It&#8217;s all archaic and German, meaning that it&#8217;s heavy and sounds great. The first things I played on it was this: which I have been carting around with me un-listened to for years. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last weekend we went early-birthday shopping, and Hazel bought me a record player from the nice if poorly-named <a href="http://www.fredsoundofmusic.com/">Fred&#8217;s Sound of Music</a>.</p>
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<p>It&#8217;s all archaic and German, meaning that it&#8217;s heavy and sounds great. The first things I played on it was this:</p>
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<p>which I have been carting around with me un-listened to for years. The story behind this is that I received the record at a goodbye party for myself at the end of 2004 (if I recall correctly), and hadn&#8217;t been near equipment I judged up to the task since. I think it was worth the wait.</p>
<p>Speaking of early birthday presents, I got a camera in the mail this morning (from the mum.) I&#8217;ve been sort of bemoaning the lack of precision in my current camera for ages, meaning I&#8217;m really, really excited about this. So naturally the first thing I did when it arrived was break out the old camera and take a picture of it all zoomed in because it sort of looks like a dick.</p>
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<p>Artist at work, folks, artist at work.</p>
<p>But once that was done I got back into being intrigued by everyday objects seen through the lens, which is something I always find rewarding.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmags/3951138035/" title="IMG_0007 by jmags, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2477/3951138035_0a23794b29.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="IMG_0007" border="0"/></a>
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		<title>A bang-up job?</title>
		<link>http://futilitynow.com/2009/02/08/a-bang-up-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hazel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m cutting my own hair these days.  It&#8217;s going alright, I spose.  A one-two punch of thrift and whimsy, two of my favorite things.  I&#8217;m certainly happier about it than this photo implies. This weekend I made a dutch pancake that turned out especially nice.  I&#8217;ve taken to grating a generous amount of nutmeg into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-126 aligncenter" title="new hair" src="http://futilitynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/p2070020-265x300.jpg" alt="new hair" width="265" height="300" /></p>
<p>I&#8217;m cutting my own hair these days.  It&#8217;s going alright, I spose.  A one-two punch of thrift and whimsy, two of my favorite things.  I&#8217;m certainly happier about it than this photo implies.</p>
<p>This weekend I made a dutch pancake that turned out especially nice.  I&#8217;ve taken to grating a generous amount of nutmeg into the butter before the pan goes into the oven, and adding sea salt and vanilla to the batter.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/250/3263225967_dc829e20e2.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p>In a moment of excess, I sauteed blueberries in a bit of butter and cinnamon, and then threw whipped cream over the works.  Here is jmags&#8217; helping:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/3264052400_c100034cb2.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It&#8217;s not pretty, I know, but it started the day out right.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Small comforts (whipped cream, for instance) seem extra important in the face of frightening cuts in my particular field, education.  It does appear that my position is secure, but the ramifications of being under funded this year and potentially for the forseeable future are disheartening.  Yes, the stimulus may end up temporarily rescuing us.  But that is not an adequate permanent solution.  I&#8217;m telling all of my little goslings to go to college &#8212; any college they can.  Now is not a good time to be fresh out of high school and entering the job market.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The best way to keep my mind off of these things is to keep my hands busy, and I&#8217;ve been doing that, too (beyond my efforts as a barber).  Another little vessel in the series:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/3263227157_6cd8312ca9.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The degree of asymmetry isn&#8217;t apparent here, otherwise it&#8217;s a good likeness.  I like the direction they are headed &#8212; I think there is a small but important refining process happening that will hopefully end with a set of coherent visual principles, principles that can then be carried out over a true series of works.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">If I&#8217;m really lucky, that&#8217;s how it will go with the haircuts, too.</p>
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		<title>Dremulous</title>
		<link>http://futilitynow.com/2009/02/08/dremulous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 16:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jmags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ages ago, when I still lived in New York City, I purchased a Dremel during a process that culminated in the creation of this: What I had hoped to do was use the Dremel to slice strips off of a roll of aluminum siding and then fix them to a piece of wood to create [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ages ago, when I still lived in New York City, I purchased a Dremel during a process that culminated in the creation of this:<br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmags/450010867/" title="IMG_3750 by jmags, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/450010867_f1ff60f7f4.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="IMG_3750" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>What I had hoped to do was use the Dremel to slice strips off of a roll of aluminum siding and then fix them to a piece of wood to create a desk. So some siding was rolled out, and I started cutting, but the metal didn&#8217;t want to stay flat, and it managed to flex in a way that pinched the Dremel&#8217;s blade, and the thing totally shattered. After this I went back to the hardware store, where I bought the metal cutters you can see behind the bottle of German mineral water in that picture.</p>
<p>After this failure to use the Dremel, there was another one, during the course of which I left the tool at a friend&#8217;s, and then I skipped town. After a substantial stretch of time, it has been returned to me. Now, I didn&#8217;t really miss it whilst it was away, but having it again makes me feel like I should find something cool to do with it. We&#8217;ll see.</p>
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		<title>All Sorts</title>
		<link>http://futilitynow.com/2009/01/19/all-sorts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hazel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I appreciate jmags&#8217; generous use of &#8220;we&#8221; in the last post regarding our current housekeeping practices,  in all actual truth it has been me that&#8217;s been ignoring the slow creep of chaos.  My only defense is this analogy: it&#8217;s like when you are no longer interested in someone, in fact plan to break up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I appreciate jmags&#8217; generous use of &#8220;we&#8221; in the last post regarding our current housekeeping practices,  in all actual truth it has been me that&#8217;s been ignoring the slow creep of chaos.  My only defense is this analogy: it&#8217;s like when you are no longer interested in someone, in fact plan to break up with them, and maybe even already have your eye on some alluring alternative &#8212; you stop <em>really</em> doing any maintenance or caretaking.  Do you bring flowers?  No.  Give back massages? No.  You neglect the relationship, and turn a blind eye toward the accumulation of dust on your own heart.  Well, we thought we might be able to move forward with this house business pretty quickly, and in my excitement I have done just that &#8212; spent my time dreaming about someone else&#8217;s crown molding instead of doing the dishes.</p>
<p>This became painfully obvious when our plans were monkeywrenched by the ghost of NYU.  Now that it appears we have at the very least several months left in what is by all rights a very nice apartment, I have a lot of apologetic vaccuuming to do.  It&#8217;s important to keep busy, too, because I have fallen pretty hard for a house that we almost certainly won&#8217;t be able to buy.  I&#8217;ll say this much: 1908, two stories plus an attic garret &amp; basement, pocket doors, porch swing, &amp; leaded glass.  And just the right amount of disrepair.  Sigh.</p>
<p>Lest you think that house-lust is <em>all</em> I&#8217;ve been up to, I have photos to prove otherwise.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/3131966894_be33366804_o.jpg"><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0pt none;" title="hedgehog pot" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/3131966894_be33366804_o.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="270" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Hedgehog or pot?  Dunno.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3189212139_a5ac8d2c08_o.jpg"><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0pt none;" title="tugboat pot" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3189212139_a5ac8d2c08_o.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="270" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Steamboat or pot?  Dunno.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And, last, Zia&#8217;s Christmas present.  The firing had to be postponed because of the Blizzard of Aught-Eight, so she only received it last week.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/3190063828_1e92aa04dd_o.jpg"><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0pt none;" title="Homage to Michele Oka Doner -or- Sylvias new little sister" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/3190063828_1e92aa04dd_o.jpg" alt="" width="270" height="360" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The impetus for this project, technically the most complex that I&#8217;ve done, is <a href="http://www.modernism101.com/nordness_objects.php" target="_blank">Objects: USA</a>, a book I found on a cart in front of an antique store in Sellwood.  As jmags would say, its school is very old.  One of the featured artists within is <a href="http://www.micheleokadoner.com/home.html" target="_blank">Michele Oka Doner</a>, who has gone on to do all sorts of impressive things.  I knew as soon as I saw these creature/babies that I had to make one for Zia.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.micheleokadoner.com/S601.html"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-92" style="border: 0pt none;" title="s601" src="http://futilitynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/s601-300x223.jpg" alt="s601" width="300" height="223" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Mine is made of a very different clay body, and I think the face is actually a little less freaky, unfortunately, but the spirit I think is right.  I loved doing this level of detailing.  It was very satisfying.  Almost as satisfying as winning the <a href="http://millerfound.org/">Miller Teaching Award</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Wait, what was that, you say? Mmhmm, <em>I won a prize.</em> A $5,000 prize &#8212; the best kind.  Too bad I can&#8217;t use it to buy up that luscious crown molding-ed (and box-beamed!) house, right?  Sometime this spring I&#8217;ll be going to a banquet to receive a big check.  The grant I wrote as part of my application was for taking ceramics classes, esp. in wheel throwing, and for developing an online portfolio.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So some dreams really do come true.  Consolation in the face of so much vaccuuming.</p>
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		<title>Home is where the enormous pile of burning money is</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, we&#8217;ve been looking for a house. There is something undeniably foolhardy about looking for a house, given the state of the universe in general, and in our states more particularly, but there it is. We&#8217;ve decided to be foolhardy. Or just fools. It is not, of course, going with 100 percent smoothness. For example, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, we&#8217;ve been looking for a house. There is something undeniably foolhardy about looking for a house, given the state of the universe in general, and in our states more particularly, but there it is. We&#8217;ve decided to be foolhardy. Or just fools.</p>
<p>It is not, of course, going with 100 percent smoothness. For example, there is a lot of money that has to be directed to a lot of places before one can even consider considering paying money towards the prospect of considering such a purpose, but we&#8217;re soldiering on through all that paying and considering with our fingers crossed.</p>
<p>In the immediate term, the main issue our search presents us with is the fact that it is made us pretty sloppy in terms of where we live now. This is, one must admit under the hot-lights of reason, a fairly pointed piece of criticism, especially when one is trying to contend that one&#8217;s optimism isn&#8217;t some subset of denial. If nothing else, the process is already educational.</p>
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